The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, and I blame them all on kpop, puns, and shitty anime.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
The way I look at it, there are bad cops, and there are cops. Doing your job as a cop does not make you a “good” cop. Managing to go your whole career without murdering someone for no reason does not make you a “good” cop. It makes you a cop. If you want praise for doing the bare minimum, seek another profession.