xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(via purplesauris)


prettyboyshyflizzy:

makesmyheartsmile:

wearethetay:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

The world needs to see this.

The laughing is the killer

why she laugh like she got an eye patch and is tryna take over the world

(via theofficialariel)


kn0tsandxs:

its-a-cat-world:

That was unexpected.

plot twist

kn0tsandxs:

its-a-cat-world:

That was unexpected.

plot twist

(via holydumpling)


moist-but-ready:

eatpussylivehappy:

bebereaves:

sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

neofriend:

edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone

Scary thing is it only takes about a year for the effect seen on the left to start, and once it starts it doesn’t go back! Never smoke guys.

(via storytellerpz)


cookierat:

God bless America

(via storytellerpz)


lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

image

are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via dutchster)


swishyhair:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Treasure Planet (2002)

Dang it, Jim. I’m an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!

This movie makes me happy.

(via purplesauris)


whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

(via storytellerpz)


remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

image

(via thechophouse)


postpunkprelaw:

oh-wow-totally-lovely:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that



WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY IS THAT

thats an ostrich you stupid motherfuckers

postpunkprelaw:

oh-wow-totally-lovely:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY IS THAT

thats an ostrich you stupid motherfuckers

(via storytellerpz)


quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via purplesauris)


atomictiki:

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

RESET THE EGG TIMER

atomictiki:

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

image

Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

RESET THE EGG TIMER

(via mkhunterz)


pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via invisibleandro)


storytellerpz:

umexcuseyouwhat:

ohana-means-famiree:

jacks-twin:

dreamcatcher-in-gold:

that-lightning-gal:

justateenagxdirtbag:

shieldsarachnid:

Mist Elephant…..WAT

EARTH SHARK

Wind mouse!

{Mist owl oVo}

Rain mouse

Shadow turtle. So I’m dark and slow. Interesting.

rain turtle

fire lion, that is badass


8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via pizza)